Sunday, December 26, 2010

The 2010 ALPY Awards



Haven't done this in a few years, but below are the winners of the 2010 Aaron Likes Popcorn Awards (ALPY).

I'm pretty sure I forgot to list like a billion things, but ah well.

Music

The Can't Believe It Lived Up To the Hype Award:


My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy - Kanye West

The I Knew They Were Dope, But I Didn't See This Coming Award:

Pilot Talk - Curren$y

The I Don't Even Care That She Wears the Same Thing Everyday Award:



The ArchAndroid - Janelle Monae

The How Did This Album Possibly Go Under the Radar? Award:

Sir Lucious Leftfoot - Big Boi

The Just Enjoy This Sh*t (J.E.T.S) Award:

Breakfast - Curren$y

The Chance Download of the Year Award:



K.R.I.T. Wuz Here - Big K.R.I.T.

The Do the Kids Today Even Enjoy Music Like This? Award:

The Joy - Kanye West featuring Jay-Z

The Timbs and Hoodies Award:



Large On the Streets - Vado

The Free Music Series Better Than 95% of 2010 Albums Award:

G.O.O.D. Fridays

TV/Film

The This Sitcom Thinks It's A Movie Award:



Community

The Yeah, This Is Pretty Accurate - Award:

The League

The Can't Believe People Thought This Show Moved Too Slow. Treme Moved Too Slow, Not This - Award:

Boardwalk Empire


The C'mon People, It Wasn't That Confusing Award:
Inception

The I Feel Like They Made This Movie Specifically With Me in Mind Award:

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

The Nic Cage Couldn't Even Ruin It Award:

Kick Ass

The Left the Theater Feeling Like a Bum Award:



The Social Network

The I Didn't See the Movie, But I Heard It Was Excellent. I Did See That One Scene Though. Yes, THAT Scene - Award:

Black Swan


The This Movie Was Much Better Than It Was Marketed Award:



The Other Guys

Sports

The LOL. Giants Suck Award:



DeSean Jackson Rips Out the Hearts of the NY Giants

The LOL. Cowboys Suck Award:

DeSean Jackson Tears Out the Hearts of the Dallas Cowboys

The Didn't Cliff Lee Basically Do the Same Thing I Did? Award:

LeBron James

The Cliff Lee Award:

Cliff Lee

The It Was Hard to Hate on the Lakers After That Award:



Ron Artest

Womenfolk

The Derek Jeter Always Wins Award:

Minka Kelly

The I Knew, But I Never Noticed Award:



Ciara

The Sheeeeit, Maybe You Wouldn't Award:

Free

The Her Legs Are Taller Than Me Award:

Blake Lively

The Since When? Award

Angela Simmons

The "Cute" Is Not A Backhanded Compliment Award:



Alison Brie

The We All Saw A Few Episodes Award:

Cat Washington

The Keeps Going and Going and Going Award:

Eva Mendes

Internet Crap

The Awwww, That Was Cute Award:



Sesame Street Whip My Hair Mashup

The Greg Jennings Award:

Greg Jennings Scores on the Saints

The This Is Still Funny? Ok... It Is Award:

The Bed Intruder Song

The Internet's National Politician of the Year:

Alvin Greene

The Internet's State Politician of the Year:



The Rent is Too Damn High Guy

The Amber-Lamps Award:

Epic Beard Man

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  2. This is the laziest, yet appears to have put some effort into it Awards, I've ever seen.

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