Tuesday, September 27, 2011

[Listen] Tiron & Ayomari - A Sucker For Pumps



Not enough people are talking about this jawn -- one of the best albums of the year. Hit play and let it just ride all the way through.

 

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Curren$y in Philly at the Troc

Below is footage from the @CurrenSy_Spitta show this past Tuesday night in Philly. I was in attendance and it was bananas. The crowd spit every lyric all night. #jetlife

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Part 2 - Chris and Free



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Part 4



Part 5



Part 6 - Full Metal Jacket finale

Monday, February 21, 2011

The 2011 List

This was WAY harder than I expected it to be and I'm still not 100% confident in this list or its order.

But, without further ado:

15. Angela Simmons - I'm pretty sure I'm the only one with her in my top 15, but it is what it is. I think 2010 is the year she finally surpassed her sister. Booty.

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14. Katy Perry - I've always been more of an upper-body enthusiast, so it only makes sense that she made the list, considering her bosom was everywhere the past 12+ months.

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13. Teairra Mari - You remember her, stop playing. And she was just in Lottery Ticket last year... allegedly.

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12. Janelle Monae - Obviously the black sheep on the list, this is the only chick on the list I have an actual crush on. Tuxedo uniform or not, she fine.

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11. Mya - She used to be top 3 year in and year out. She still looks great, just kinda irrelevant.

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10. Kerry Washington - She gets better and better every year. She was completely off of my radar until that Chris Rock movie. Then I still tried to resist it. Now she's number 10 on my list.

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9. Beyonce - duh.

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8. Rosario Dawson - Consistent. I can't see her ever not being on my list. I haven't actually seen a movie with her in it in forever though.

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7. Amber Rose - Maybe this spot is too high, but just go with it. The only drawback to Amber Rose is her inspiring lumpy-head chicks to shave their hair off.

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6. Kim Kardashian - Might as well continue with famous-for-no-reason-brickhouses. She is almost a perfect ten and would probably be higher if I never saw the sextape.

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5. Scarlett Johannson - Single again. Good. Not much really needs to be said here.

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4. Gugu Mbatha Raw - You've probably never heard of her. And that would be because you didn't watch that terrible NBC show Undercovers like I did. But after I saw her in the first episode, I was hooked. Normally British chicks annoy me, but not in this case.

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3. Eva Mendes - I don't think there is a man or woman on this planet not feeling her. It's just not possible.

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2. Minka Kelly - Baddest WG in the game. If you watched Friday Night Lights early on, you already knew.

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1. Rihanna - My first round draft pick like 5 years ago. Investment has paid off ten-fold.

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Honorable Mentions:

Katerina Graham (easily could've made this list)
Allison Brie
Candice Swanepoel
Nia Long

Sunday, December 26, 2010

The 2010 ALPY Awards



Haven't done this in a few years, but below are the winners of the 2010 Aaron Likes Popcorn Awards (ALPY).

I'm pretty sure I forgot to list like a billion things, but ah well.

Music

The Can't Believe It Lived Up To the Hype Award:


My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy - Kanye West

The I Knew They Were Dope, But I Didn't See This Coming Award:

Pilot Talk - Curren$y

The I Don't Even Care That She Wears the Same Thing Everyday Award:



The ArchAndroid - Janelle Monae

The How Did This Album Possibly Go Under the Radar? Award:

Sir Lucious Leftfoot - Big Boi

The Just Enjoy This Sh*t (J.E.T.S) Award:

Breakfast - Curren$y

The Chance Download of the Year Award:



K.R.I.T. Wuz Here - Big K.R.I.T.

The Do the Kids Today Even Enjoy Music Like This? Award:

The Joy - Kanye West featuring Jay-Z

The Timbs and Hoodies Award:



Large On the Streets - Vado

The Free Music Series Better Than 95% of 2010 Albums Award:

G.O.O.D. Fridays

TV/Film

The This Sitcom Thinks It's A Movie Award:



Community

The Yeah, This Is Pretty Accurate - Award:

The League

The Can't Believe People Thought This Show Moved Too Slow. Treme Moved Too Slow, Not This - Award:

Boardwalk Empire


The C'mon People, It Wasn't That Confusing Award:
Inception

The I Feel Like They Made This Movie Specifically With Me in Mind Award:

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

The Nic Cage Couldn't Even Ruin It Award:

Kick Ass

The Left the Theater Feeling Like a Bum Award:



The Social Network

The I Didn't See the Movie, But I Heard It Was Excellent. I Did See That One Scene Though. Yes, THAT Scene - Award:

Black Swan


The This Movie Was Much Better Than It Was Marketed Award:



The Other Guys

Sports

The LOL. Giants Suck Award:



DeSean Jackson Rips Out the Hearts of the NY Giants

The LOL. Cowboys Suck Award:

DeSean Jackson Tears Out the Hearts of the Dallas Cowboys

The Didn't Cliff Lee Basically Do the Same Thing I Did? Award:

LeBron James

The Cliff Lee Award:

Cliff Lee

The It Was Hard to Hate on the Lakers After That Award:



Ron Artest

Womenfolk

The Derek Jeter Always Wins Award:

Minka Kelly

The I Knew, But I Never Noticed Award:



Ciara

The Sheeeeit, Maybe You Wouldn't Award:

Free

The Her Legs Are Taller Than Me Award:

Blake Lively

The Since When? Award

Angela Simmons

The "Cute" Is Not A Backhanded Compliment Award:



Alison Brie

The We All Saw A Few Episodes Award:

Cat Washington

The Keeps Going and Going and Going Award:

Eva Mendes

Internet Crap

The Awwww, That Was Cute Award:



Sesame Street Whip My Hair Mashup

The Greg Jennings Award:

Greg Jennings Scores on the Saints

The This Is Still Funny? Ok... It Is Award:

The Bed Intruder Song

The Internet's National Politician of the Year:

Alvin Greene

The Internet's State Politician of the Year:



The Rent is Too Damn High Guy

The Amber-Lamps Award:

Epic Beard Man

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