Monday, April 09, 2012

Guess Who's Back?

BACK LIKE I LEFT SOMETHING!
With LMBAO on semi-permanent hiatus and WTF Is Michael Jordan Wearing? on its last legs of web relevance, it looks like I have to turn to ol trusty to get my half-baked thoughts and lame jokes to the masses. Well, here and Twitter.

This site has gone through a few different phases since 2006: a popcorn review blog, a pop-culture news aggregator, a Lost Live Blog wasteland (*sheds tear*), and probably a few more that I've forgotten (really not worth checking the archives). I figure it's about time to take the site to the next level of mediocrity ("mediocrity" may be too generous, actually).

Without getting into a bunch of details that we all know you couldn't care less about, I'll just say expect to see the blog to head in yet another direction for the foreseeable future. Should be a good time. For me, at least. 

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

[Listen] Tiron & Ayomari - A Sucker For Pumps



Not enough people are talking about this jawn -- one of the best albums of the year. Hit play and let it just ride all the way through.

 

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Curren$y in Philly at the Troc

Below is footage from the @CurrenSy_Spitta show this past Tuesday night in Philly. I was in attendance and it was bananas. The crowd spit every lyric all night. #jetlife

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Part 2 - Chris and Free



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Part 4



Part 5



Part 6 - Full Metal Jacket finale

Monday, February 21, 2011

The 2011 List

This was WAY harder than I expected it to be and I'm still not 100% confident in this list or its order.

But, without further ado:

15. Angela Simmons - I'm pretty sure I'm the only one with her in my top 15, but it is what it is. I think 2010 is the year she finally surpassed her sister. Booty.

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14. Katy Perry - I've always been more of an upper-body enthusiast, so it only makes sense that she made the list, considering her bosom was everywhere the past 12+ months.

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13. Teairra Mari - You remember her, stop playing. And she was just in Lottery Ticket last year... allegedly.

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12. Janelle Monae - Obviously the black sheep on the list, this is the only chick on the list I have an actual crush on. Tuxedo uniform or not, she fine.

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11. Mya - She used to be top 3 year in and year out. She still looks great, just kinda irrelevant.

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10. Kerry Washington - She gets better and better every year. She was completely off of my radar until that Chris Rock movie. Then I still tried to resist it. Now she's number 10 on my list.

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9. Beyonce - duh.

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8. Rosario Dawson - Consistent. I can't see her ever not being on my list. I haven't actually seen a movie with her in it in forever though.

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7. Amber Rose - Maybe this spot is too high, but just go with it. The only drawback to Amber Rose is her inspiring lumpy-head chicks to shave their hair off.

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6. Kim Kardashian - Might as well continue with famous-for-no-reason-brickhouses. She is almost a perfect ten and would probably be higher if I never saw the sextape.

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5. Scarlett Johannson - Single again. Good. Not much really needs to be said here.

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4. Gugu Mbatha Raw - You've probably never heard of her. And that would be because you didn't watch that terrible NBC show Undercovers like I did. But after I saw her in the first episode, I was hooked. Normally British chicks annoy me, but not in this case.

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3. Eva Mendes - I don't think there is a man or woman on this planet not feeling her. It's just not possible.

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2. Minka Kelly - Baddest WG in the game. If you watched Friday Night Lights early on, you already knew.

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1. Rihanna - My first round draft pick like 5 years ago. Investment has paid off ten-fold.

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Honorable Mentions:

Katerina Graham (easily could've made this list)
Allison Brie
Candice Swanepoel
Nia Long