Sunday, April 11, 2010

Target, Sears or Marshall's (Beamer, Benz or Bentley Parody) - Lyrics


I know I promised it days ago, but here it is... kinda. The audio hasn't been properly laid yet, but what I do have for you are the lyrics, enhanced with links.

Soon as I can record the verses, I'll post it up. Oh, and holler if you're trying to hop on the epic ten minute remix (which is definitely gonna need a video).

And for the record, this isn't any type of dis towards any of the establishments or brands named on the track. The lyrics should show that I actually frequent these places (Ladies: No I don't).

Shoutout to Brandon Carter.

Original Song: Lloyd Banks featuring Juelz Santana - Beamer, Benz or Bentley



Click here to read Beamer, Benz or Bentley lyrics. [ohhla.com]

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Beamer, Benz or Bentley Instrumental



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Target, Sears or Marshall's Lyrics

Target, Sears, or Marshall's
Target, Sears, or Marshall's
Target, Sears, or Marshall's
You know I stay so partial (to my)
Target, Sears, or Marshall's
Target, Sears, or Marshall's
Target, Sears, or Marshall's
You know I stay so partial

Oh why, oh why, prices so damn high
Polos without the horses is all I buy
I'm cheap, I'm broke, everything half off
Hey, if you can find it cheaper, then my hats off

I be at Target, Sears, Or Marshall's
Target, Sears, Or Marshall's
You know i keep a cart full, better grab yourself a cart too
them t-shirts with the cartoons, you know i snag em like a harpoon
throw that Fubu in the cart too, i aint got no time to argue
the acid wash or the stoners?, somebody grab the owner
i think he round the corner, price check on this Merona
Wrangler jeans bring em over, old Roc-a-Wear by Hova
CHAPS is all i know of, i'm still mad they shut down Clover
I f*ck with Marshall's heavy, and i dont think they ready
lookin sharp as a machete, this here Mossimo is deadly
i got my girl a new teddy at TJ Maxx by the deli
hit Filene's by the Denny's, Value City down by Kenny's
keep on frontin like you stuntin, these coupons i be cuttin
all this cost me fifty something, and you cant tell me nothing
all these clothes im never dumpin, on these deals you know im jumpin
lump em, savin dough on the reg, ya money red

Oh why, oh why, prices so damn high
Polos without the horses is all I buy
Im cheap, Im broke, everything half off
Hey, if you can find it cheaper, then my hats off

Target, Sears, or Marshall's
Target, Sears, or Marshall's
Target, Sears, or Marshall's
You know I stay so partial (to my)
Target, Sears, or Marshall's
Target, Sears, or Marshall's
Target, Sears, Or Marshall's
You know I stay so partial

Whether Target, Sears, Or Marshall's, I be shopping, I be shopping
Wal-Mart I might just pop in, just to see what's really popping
falling prices they be dropping, undershirts and draws I'm copping
my Burlington connect told me deliveries were stopping
and he know just how I get it, so we bout to have a problem
if Ross doesn't have them then K-Mart prolly got em
Canyon River Blues I'm rocking, on these deals you know i'm locked in
overspending's not an option, I'm cleaning up like i am mopping
haters always jealous, the ladies and fellas
everytime i leave the crib i be as fly as some propellers
hit the mall, window shop and pass the stores right by
get some food, then go home and buy the sh*t online
if you get up to the front and your shirt is missing buttons
just start cussin and a-fussin, end up payin next to nothin
never Gucci, never Louie, hardly Polo, maybe Coogi
this gift card I brought with me, still got about a buck fifty

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