But it seems another candidate has stepped up, and it's no other than Patrice O'neal. The actor/comedian/frequent news show guest (youtube him, you won't be dissapointed) has placed his bid for the Presidency with a couple of introductory videos to get you acquainted with where he stands on the issues.
Videos courtesy of the The Patrice O'neal Show: Coming Soon (hilarious site by the way). Some lames might find this content mildly offensive.
Patrice for President:
Patrice for President II: