I don't know how I missed this

Courtesy of The Message on Thisjustin.com

Hilarious... yet seemingly (and depressingly) accurate.

First Annual ALPY Awards Results

The results are in.

First, take a look back at the nominees.

Athlete of the Year
The Golden State Warriors
Probably the most exciting team in the NBA, the Warriors completed an improbable upset of the 67 win Dallas Mavericks after barely making the playoffs. Over the past 7 months, they've been the most exciting and enjoyable team in the league.

News story

TV Show of the Year
Friday Night Lights
Despite NBC's efforts, the show is still on the air and consistently delivers the best product on television. I've already tried to convince you, but here's an episode in case you don't believe me:

Movie of the Year
Superbad
Superbad barely edges out Hot Fuzz as Movie of the Year. Barely. Both movies had me in tears while watching it. I actually saw Superbad twice in theaters and have watched it 2 more times since, and it's still hilarious.

Album of the Year
Getback - Little Brother
The duo's first album without producer 9th Wonder pretty much bangs from beginning to end. I'm not one to harp on hip hop sucking nowadays or anything, but if you're looking for a departure from typical radio rap, this is a great jawn to pick up.

10 min. Getback Sampler:

Well there you go. Wow that was boring.

I don't find Doug Benson all that funny on VH1

...but maybe I'd enjoy him more, high. Not me, but him.

Super High Me

Remember, say no to drugs. Unless, of course, you enjoy them.

What are those striking writers up to, you ask?

Check this out.

Now you know.

2nd Post: Why Carl is not an ESPN analyst boggles my mind

PS. - this Adult Swim video player embed code is ridiculous and not in a good way. I can't even center this "sumummab*tch" (c) Bernie Mack.

This is what that Dipset Christmas album should have sounded like

Snowballing? Not so sure about that one.

L O S T

February 2008.

I've totally forgotten how last season ended.

Just because I felt like playing with Hulu

Here's a random episode of 30 Rock. Enjoy the hell out of it.



I'm glad Hulu finally "approved" me for the Beta. Still doesn't make up for the imbeciles at NBC taking their shows of of iTunes.

Oh, and now that I can embed full episodes from a legal site, expect me to beat you over the head with Friday Night Lights.

First Annual ALPY Awards

Some information on the ALPYs:

• If I haven't seen it, heard it, or care about it, then it's not nominated. Awards aren't necessarily given to the best, but to whatever I feel deserves the award. Kinda like real award shows.
• 4 awards in 4 categories. No genres or subcategories, just the 4 main ones I blog about.
• I'm aware I've missed some major stuff this year, please recommend anything you think I might like and hopefully I'll check it out before the winners are decided.
• Ummmm... I guess that's it.

And the nominees are:

Album of the Year:

• Little Brother - Getback
• Ghostface Killah - Big Doe Rehab
• Freeway - Free at Last
• J.U.S.T.I.C.E. - Cross
• Kanye West - Graduation
• Keyshia Cole - Just Like You
• Jay-Z - American Gangster
• Common - Finding Forever

Movie of the Year:

• American Gangster
• The Kingdom
• Superbad
• Knocked Up
• Waitress
• Hot Fuzz
• 300
• Reign Over Me

TV Show of the Year:

• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• Friday Night Lights
• The Office
• My Name is Earl
• 30 Rock
• Everybody Hates Chris

Athlete of the Year

• Tom Brady
• Randy Moss
• Tim Duncan
• Jimmy Rollins
• Golden State Warriors Team
  
• Roger Federer
• LeBron James

Music Post - SOTW

My boy Lupe is at it again *give the player a second to load*:

BTW, pick up Ghostface's Big Doe Rehab and Freeway's Free At Last albums while ur out this weekend.

Semi-Pro Trailer

I love the ABA and what it stood for, I like Will Ferrell, but I'm not too sure about this:

Oh, of course I'm seeing it though.

*Thanks for the find Nah Right

Normally I would never post paparazzi crap...

but I felt like throwing up a random Dave Chappelle video. He always comes off as one of the coolest people around.

Video: Dave Chappelle chatting with the enemy

Damn, he looks annoyed at the 1:40 mark...

2007 Okayplayer Music Awards

My vote is better than yours.
:-P

It's like Nick at Nite meets uhhh... terrible movie makers

The creative geniuses behind numerous classic movies (/sarcasm) are taking their shot at a The Munsters movie.

Obviously we know this will be horrible, but c'mon, don't act like you didn't chuckle repeatedly through White Chicks. The movie might as well be released directly to OnDemand.

Are the Munsters gonna be Black? Even if they are, I guess Michael from Good Times is too old to play Eddie Munster at this point, huh?