Michael Cera: Comedy Legend

<--- Is there anything funnier than headshots? Nope.

With Superbad coming to theaters around the country on August 17th, and Arrested Development still getting daily play on ummm... my DVD player (okay, and G4), I wanted to take a moment to recognize the pure genius of Michael Cera.

Cera was arguably the funniest character on arguably the funniest show of all time and back in May, him and his boy launched www.clarkandmichael.com. I've only watched 5 minutes of their latest one, but the sh*t looked hilarious to me, so I'll street team it blindly. Apparently, their webisodes have been picked up and are going to be developed into something CBS is working on... I know, I know, I'm upset also. I'm not looking forward to watching football on Sunday and hearing Dick Enberg say "After football, check out teen sensation Michael Cera and his buddy Clark's hilarious hijinks on... blech.

The crazy thing is, dude is only 19. 19!?! What was I doing at 19. Hmmmm... wishing I was Michael Cera at 19.

I'll just leave it here because I have trouble not hating on the accomplishments of people younger than me (hate, hate, hate) and I want to leave Cera as the gold standard of living the dream.

Ella, ella, ella

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Whatever she's selling, I'm buying.

Thats what she said

I neeeeeeeed The Office back. TV is just a box I use to find out Who's Now, until the fall. Plus, I miss Pam :(

Watch this and tell me if you don't get a little anxious:



September 27 @ 9 on NBC. I'll be fasting until then.

In the meantime, enjoy Creed's Thoughts.

Trust me, this is not a sports blog... I swear

But there is nothing more interesting than the gossip (yes, gossip) surrounding sports these days. Mistreatment of animals, organized crime, drug use, altercations with police... and neither Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, or Lindsay LohAAAAn [(c) Weezy F. Baby] are involved! Nothing is more intriguing than Philly's own NBA referee/hustler Tim Donaghy and his thrilling story of mob connections and point shaving (as written by ESPN's Bill Simmons).

The best/worst part of the entire ordeal is the idea that he may be implicating other NBA refs as the investigation continues. LOL, I would love to see Joey Crawford in a Stop Snitchin shirt:

I also love how people are coming out of the woodworks to get at Tim.

Yesterday, his former neighbors in West Chester said that the NBA sicced a private investigator on Donaghy more than a year ago to investigate his gambling but let him work games all season long anyway.

"The NBA knew about his gambling," said former neighbor Pete Mansueto. "A lot of people were talking about it."

Donaghy's longtime caddie at the Radley Run Country Club in West Chester - which suspended the referee in 2004 for bad behavior - said the NBA referee ruffled feathers there as well. "A lot of people felt he was rude," said Brent Devantier, 23.

Rude indeed.

Where my Dogs At?

In celebration of the wonderful sport of dogfighting...

Welcome to the First Annual Celebrity Dogfighting Tournament!

Dogs with super powers (Underdog) or mental problems (Cujo) were prohibited from entering the tournament. Any dog you would have liked to see participate and isn't a contestant was too cheap to pay the $500 entry fee.

Cartoon Region*:
1. Scooby Doo vs.
4. Odie


2. Astro vs.
3. Snoopy

*Hong Kong Phooey tested positive for banned substances and was ejected from the tournament.

Movie Region:
1. Hooch vs.
4. Toto

2. Benji vs.
3. Beethoven

TV Region:
1. Lassie vs.
4. Eddie

2. Rin Tin Tin vs.
3. Santa's Little Helper

Media-whore Region:
1. McGruff the Crime Dog vs.
4. Taco Bell Chihuahua

2. Spuds Mackenzie vs.
3. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog


Every Friday expect to see an update to the tournament.

Feel free to let me know who you feel should win each match up... not that it can effect the results, I'm just an official. But then again...

Who do you have your money on?

I'm Back

The format is now current events. Deal with it.